Comedian, former Howard Stern regular Artie Lange arrested for cocaine, heroin possession in parking garage in Hoboken
Mar 17, 2017 | 66911 views | 80 80 comments | 81 81 recommendations | email to a friend | print
HOBOKEN MAN -- Artie Lange picking up legal drugs in Hoboken in 2009. The former Howard Stern show comedian was arrested Sunday in the parking garage for his condo complex for alleged possession of a different kind of drugs.
HOBOKEN MAN -- Artie Lange picking up legal drugs in Hoboken in 2009. The former Howard Stern show comedian was arrested Sunday in the parking garage for his condo complex for alleged possession of a different kind of drugs.
slideshow
Former Howard Stern show regular Artie Lange was arrested in Hoboken last Sunday for cocaine and heroin possession, via hudsonreporter.com
Former Howard Stern show regular Artie Lange was arrested in Hoboken last Sunday for cocaine and heroin possession, via hudsonreporter.com
slideshow
HOBOKEN -- Arthur "Artie" Lange of Hoboken, a comedian and TV/film star who used to be a regular on the Howard Stern radio show, was arrested last Sunday in the parking garage at his Hoboken condo complex for alleged possession of cocaine, heroin, and drug paraphernalia. Police said he allegedly had drugs both in his car and on his person.

According to a spokesman for the Hoboken Police Department, "Officers responded to the area of 14th Street and Shipyard Lane [where Lange lives] on a report of someone attempting to enter a vehicle that was parked inside the garage. Officer Zeszotarski was able to observe what appeared to be suspected heroin and cocaine inside the vehicle. A male later identified as the defendant approached the officers and confirmed it was his vehicle....A search of his person also revealed several more bags of suspected heroin along with cocaine."

He was transported to police headquarters and the police confiscated the drugs that were inside the vehicle.

Police confirmed on Friday that he was released on a summons with an upcoming court date for his appearance.

Lange, 49, was arrested on three charges.

The comedian has written about drug use before and was hospitalized in 2010 after apparently attempting to commit suicide.

For more local news, read this weekend's edition of the Hoboken Reporter or come back to hudsonreporter.com and click on "Hoboken news" starting Sunday. To reach us, call 201-798-7800. -- Marilyn Baer
Comments
(80)
Comments-icon Post a Comment
Giotti
|
May 08, 2017
What are you looking at , you Baby Gorilla?

Legend Don Rickles sez to Legend Artie Lange

Artie - we love you. Take care of yourself. Please. The world is a better , happier place with you in it. You have no idea how much you are loved. Please realize it before it's too late.
Schmoopy
|
March 24, 2017
I am here and I am ready to assist!!!!!!
Big Dick Arash
|
March 19, 2017
Artie is the victim here.
Dawg..
|
March 19, 2017
That delusional tubbo calling Artie's mom caused me so much tummy pain I'm going to have bubble guts for weeks. I already had to shoplift 3 bottles of maalox and will have to hit another store tomorrow. This is like my third rodeo and I should learn to see the signs of psycho internet personalities.
ShannonCookieSinger
|
March 19, 2017
Sammy I'm sorry my appearance made ur weiner retract. I might start a career as an Artie impersonator. I just need to gain 5 more lbs and stop dying my hair.
ShannShann
|
March 19, 2017
My entire life revolves around message boards. At least there I can trick people into believing in a woman. Hella ugh
AdamD1981
|
March 18, 2017
Hopefully he gets better. I heard him on various interviews lately, including Joe Rogan's Podcast, and he sounded really out of it. I was hoping it was just medication or lack sleep, but I thought he might be using again.

His strange tirades against Stern were also getting really twisted and bizarre.

All should of been red flags I suppose. But now that the cat is out of the bag (again) maybe he can get surrounded by people to help him once and for all. Addiction sucks.

Stay strong Artie. FIRE!!!
Adam1982
|
March 18, 2017
Stupid comment. He was fine on rogans podcast. He did not sound out of it. You don't know what you're talking about.
AdamD1981
|
March 21, 2017
Not sure which podcast you were listening to. But he sounded half asleep. And slurring a lot. Again, I thought he might've been tired or on meds.

I wasn't dissing Artie. But thanks for your comment on my comment so I could then reply w/ a comment!!
Devo7
|
March 18, 2017
What a dumbass . No talent . C Comic at best.

One Lucky SOB , to get the Howard gig. You can leave the Earth now...

DEVO8
|
March 18, 2017
artie is the man. Great comic. Youre a loser.
Jammers1466
|
March 19, 2017
Unbelievable to me how you could leave a comment like this. Hope you get better.
Your mother
|
March 19, 2017
Gfy sideways clown. Howard's show has not been close to as funny as when Artie was on there. Howard was lucky to have him during his jump to sattelite. Your talent is to poorly criticize others on a tmz message board. You can leave the earth now.
ArtieLange
|
March 18, 2017
gar its artie
ShannShann
|
March 18, 2017
My candy corn teeth and 200lb frame are a site to be reckoned with! Yes my bear snout is full of broken blood vessels. How do I unzip this pig suit im stuck in? O ya ): Hella fuck!
anonymous
|
March 18, 2017
300 lbs. Lol
ShannShann
|
March 18, 2017
Yes i look like Alf! So what! Im a 50 yr old unemployed loser who lives with my daddy daddy. I havent been laid in over 10 years. Got fired from my cashier job. Now I sit around all day cleaning dog shit and talking to other losers on radio gunt. Hella ugh
Dawg's Landlord
|
March 17, 2017
Dawg I know I said you could stay in the rust trailer home while we were waiting for the wrecker to come haul it away but it's time for you to go. Neighbors are complaing that you hijack their wifi to run your website. Kids keep knocking on everbody's doors asking if anyone's seen their daddy. I'm sorry. There's an old deer hunting tree platform you can sleep on about a mile into the woods to the south. Get better bendeco maricon.
ChildSupportEnforcem
|
March 17, 2017
We're looking for a current address and information on how many gold memberships Dawg has sold. He is severely in arrears with his support payments on multiple children. Little Gustavo was in my office yesterday and we fear he may go the way of Artie Lange if he continues to be neglected by his father.
Terry Grant
|
March 17, 2017
I have a dead arm just like Jeff the Drunk. It makes it hard to post but I'm putting in the effort to show Artie my support. We at the radiogunt board will never call ur mom but we will give out your personal information for making posts that hurt our feelings.
ShannShann
|
March 18, 2017
Dirty Diaper Marlene just crapped the bed again. Thank god for the SSI we both collect. I can't find my dentures. Did you put them in the toilet agin?
Nikkers's Crack Baby
|
March 17, 2017
I was taken away from my mom and sent to foster care because I was born with drugs in my system. Artie, drugs are bad mmmkay?
Derrick from Texas
|
March 17, 2017
His name is "Jerry", you know what to do!
Howard 101
|
March 17, 2017
Hilarious
Giotti
|
May 08, 2017
Find him. You know what yo do. .....YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Arties bloated liver
|
March 17, 2017
Eat a dick fatty
DAWGS KIDS
|
March 17, 2017
Please join our dad's forum. It is the only income he has and we need new shoes.
Dawgg.
|
March 18, 2017
You need shoes? Ok muhfuhkrs I'm sending u to a mexican sweatshop to make shoes 15 hours a day til ur dead or old enough to leave. I'll arrange for your salaries to pay down my child support debt. Win win win
Anfkid
|
March 17, 2017
I'm going to out myself here: my illness is as fake as DG's careers as actress model reporter. Read back and see, the dots do not connect. Get well Artie.
Sympnot..
|
March 17, 2017
Fuck Artie.. some people are awarded the easy life.

This piece of shit with all the help in the world at his

Fingure tips, decides to throw it away.!!

WHAAAA !! MY DAD DIED...!!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!

Some people like drugs, plain and simple.

Wasted talent, robbing oxygen.
Devo7
|
March 18, 2017
Right on

No Talent piece of Shit.....
Monique's gunt rolls
|
March 17, 2017
Welcome Diamond Goddess and Gary Puppet to my site where mods will post your workplace information if you post mean pictures at us
ShannShann
|
March 18, 2017
Do what I do. Talk about how much of a loser you are to gain sympathy from strangers. I talk about my dead mother and being unemployed. As long as they dont see how fat and fugly I am. Getting old sucks ): Hella ugh